Police Log: Space-Fuel Theft 24, May 2010

Space-Fuel Theft 24, May 201

Space-fuel theft, 09:68 g. m., Neutrino's Neutron-R-Up Station. Got here 0.37 astro-seconds to late as the purple truck sped off with a plasma tank full of unpaid liquid neutronium. The station attendant said the perp filled up his truck and then grabbed an extra can of fuel " in case he got thirsty on the road." That's a new one.

-- Helle

Chief