Police Log: Emergency Dispatch 17, May 2010

Emergency Dispatch 17, May 2001

Emergency dispatch, 04:35 a. m., Squidman's Pitstop. Just got a message from H. Q. about a massive crime spree all over this galactic sector, every one involving some big purple anti-grav truck with a hook and cable driven by... you guessed it: the one and only Squidman. Except we've got P. Squiddy right here under Space Police guard, jumping around and screaming about an "ungrateful minion" and a "treacherous pile of nuts and bolts" and a few other words the translator-bot can't figure out at all.

--Lisbeth

Chief